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marval | 21:18 Wed 28th Sep 2016 | Jokes
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I've just been caught stealing chocolate bars from the local newsagents.

The police have just arrived and i'm not sure If I can worm my way out of this one.

But I'm sure I can.

I've got a few Twix up my sleeve
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Did the cops put a Bounty on you?
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I shall have to whisper my answer 1ozzy.
Awww Fudge.
If it comes to the Crunchie you'll just have to do your Time.
And doing Time is no Picnic.
They'll get you by the Curly-Wurlys
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They have threatened to send me to the Milky Way.
up there you'll be a Drifter
Isn't that a Galaxy?
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I will go by Double Decker.
that'll cost a Dime or two
Snickers quietly
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I Kinder thought it might be expensive.
would be a Marathon trip
Will you be going by Double Decker.
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I shall take Time Out before I go.
Along a Rocky Road.
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See the tenth answer down Tony.
A trip to the Milky Way sounds great, I'd give it a Twirl.
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I am gong to have a drink in The Lion Bar

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