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marval | 21:18 Wed 28th Sep 2016 | Jokes
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I've just been caught stealing chocolate bars from the local newsagents.

The police have just arrived and i'm not sure If I can worm my way out of this one.

But I'm sure I can.

I've got a few Twix up my sleeve
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Ah right, so you will be then, marval ;-)
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Yes, I will Tony.

I am off to bed now, before I Flake out.
Well that caused a Ripple of laughter here, marval.
G'night.

The Milky Way, via Mars?
I'd prefer an Aero-plane to a Double Decker any day.
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Goodnight Tony, am off to Leeds tomorrow, will that make me a Yorkie?
Minted Ozzy? It's exspensive on aero plane...
That sounds like a real Treat, marval. York is a really old city, will there be Minstrels ?.
Thought you'd be the minted one Patty ;-/
Anyway, it's cheaper After Eight!!
No need to Revel in it, Patsy.
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I am taking a Picnic with me.
Well that should give you a Boost, marval.
Was you arREESted ?
Changing the Topic for a minute, I've heard M&Ms new CD is great.....
Something to Chomp on while you Breakaway.
Talking of Breakaway. Going to Malta next week. Those Maltesers are lovely....
I've been looking for M&M's but could only find W&W's
Going to become a Drifter Patsy?
I should cocoa!

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