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Chipchopper | 08:44 Fri 30th Sep 2016 | Jokes
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I slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace.
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Grate!
10:01 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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You're a bright spark!
10:33 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Probably woke up looking ashen too.
10:43 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Amazing the jokes you can rem ember
10:55 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Stiff as a poker....I reckon!
11:40 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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How on hearth did you manage to get there?
11:40 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Just so long as you didn't catch the Flue ;o)
11:45 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Did you scuttle back to the bedroom?
11:47 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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I slept like a log last night........Woke up in the toilet.
11:49 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Come on Gromit, break it up......
12:12 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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I just thought I'd float that one by you.
12:14 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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That almost put a damper on things!
12:20 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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We have to guard ourselves Baldric!
12:49 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Dreamt I was a coalman last night, woke up with a handful of slack
14:36 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Maybe we can rekindle something ?
16:08 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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Yule need a companion...
17:10 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow.

I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
17:34 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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were you watching Match of the Day, Chip?
17:39 Fri 30th Sep 2016
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marval, what a thing to say about your OH's tummy.....
17:40 Fri 30th Sep 2016

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