Aye Aye Cap'n

[Bazile]

I work for a shipping line .
It's a plumb job

[frugalfred]

Keeping your mind in focus'll will soon bridge that time, as long as you don't screw up and keel over. (What a load of bilge!)

[Patsy33]

Keep on the port side to keep your spirits up!

[Bazile]

Shall we berth this one or has it still got some more nautical mileage ?

[Bazile]

naah - keep them coming the 'moor' the better

[Tuvok]

You could put in Davy Jones locker

[Bazile]

Has Fred Olsen got a locker as well ?

[marval]

I only found this while cruising the jokes.

[frugalfred]

That scuppers my contribution. Off to take my Med.

[marval]

Water load of replies.

[Togo]

Lots of puns there. Is there a sail on?

[marval]

I hope this joke doesn't get the heave ho.

[DTCwordfan]

I've taken my red liner to this joke.

[frugalfred]

I've already used it, and Solent it to you!

[Toorak]

I hope you've not made a titanic mistake

[frugalfred]

Perhaps we should channel our wit elsewhere?

[Patsy33]

Don't suppose you see the dock too often being all ship shape?

[Toorak]

I agree - this thread is at risk of sinking to new depths

[DTCwordfan]

Can we turn this into a what's for dinner thread, mine's a submarine.....

[Patsy33]

Ever had that sinking feeling?

[Bazile]

'Sea' there - I knew there was more mileage left in this one