3 bodies turn up at the mortuary all with smiles on their faces. The cop asks the coroner, "why are they all smiling?" The Coroner says, "1st guy died of heart attack making love to his wife, hence the smile. 2nd guy won the lottery, spent it on whiskey and died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile. 3rd guy Paddy from Dublin was struck by lightening" The cop asks,"why the feck was he smiling?" The coroner replies,"He thought he was having his photo taken!":)