Failed Again

[marval]

A lady failed her driving test four times.

At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass.

But the test had the same question.

"You are driving at 60 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left is a cliff. On the road, you see a old man and a young man. What will you hit?"

The woman walked up to the examiner and said, "I've answered this question in all four ways, wall, cliff, young man, old man. Yet I failed all the four times. How is this possible? What am I supposed to hit?"

The examiner said, "The brakes!"

[frugalfred]

Another one to add to your clutch of good jokes.

[marval]

Hope I am steering in the right direction.

[Khandro]

I'm getting a bit tyred of these jokes.

[frugalfred]

Steer clear then Khandro!

[marval]

I had better put the immobiliser on them khandro.

[Patsy33]

I wish she would belt up!

[piggynose]

you're clutch-ing at straws