Look No Hands!

andypipwilly | 12:52 Wed 02nd Nov 2016 | Jokes

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"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free."

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zebo

So your Handi is Hans free now.

Do you re-Gretta that now?

I think you've been dotty and, um, laut.

Reminds me of the two German boys walking near the cliff edge. Suddenly one pushes the other over the edge, and shouts out, "Look mum, no Hans !"

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Q: Why won't blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom? A: Because they don't want to give away their IP address

I deleted all the Chinese names from my phone book.
So now I won't get any wong numbers!

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Go to your room Cupid!!

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