Arrested

[marval]

I was arrested for stealing someone's coffee the other day.


I have been charged with mugging.

[cupid04]

Could have BEAN worse...

[weecalf]

I was once asked to leave a coffee shop l had been de cafe enated

[cupid04]

Mr C said did it perk you up...

[frugalfred]

I have grounds to suspect you are a has-bean.

[Tilly2]

mea mugga!

[cupid04]

Was it made with Marval dry skimmed milk...

[Butterbun]

oh you skinny latte

[Chipchopper]

Don't worry they're just stirring it

[cupid04]

I like the way you espresso yourself...

[Chipchopper]

You may need a barista.

[Tilly2]

Good one, Chip!

[andypipwilly]

I've bean asked why I keep brewing coffee in an ibrik, when I have a nice espresso machine. I replied that Turkish coffee has a great sedimental value.

[andypipwilly]

Cupid..................you reminded me of that Perky Copulator!

[marval]

Gosh, you lot answered this in an instant.

[cupid04]

andypipwilly, I had to look that up to see if you were being rude and you are...

[Patsy33]

How did you handle it?

[Togo]

Customer. "This coffee tastes like mud".
Waiter. "Not surprised, it was ground this morning".

[Mamyalynne]

Were you wearing your Cap 'n Chinos?

[Patsy33]

Will it Costa fine?