I Went

[marval]

I went into a stationery shop in London and asked for directions to Bristol.

The shop keeper said, "Just take the A4."

So I did, and then got arrested for shoplifting.

[Bazile]

Did you compass staples , on your way to the police station ?

[Patsy33]

Hope it wasn't glossed over.....

[Ninefingers]

Don't get lost, you'll make a foolscap of yourself

[Patsy33]

Was it under cover?

[Bazile]

You'll be at the station all night , they have got reams of paperwork to fill in , before your'e released

[Bazile]

Book him Danno

( what do you mean you don't get that one ? )

[DTCwordfan]

don't forget the fingerprints either and, if I was you, I'd quietly brush it into an envelope.