~Chocolate~

[Chipchopper]

I opened mars bar recently.

Discovered that martians, just love gin and tonic.

[frugalfred]

I opened one on the Moon, but it burnt down. Someone satellite to it.

[jno]

I think you're Lion

[DTCwordfan]

The Pluto cocktail:

The “Sunrise on Pluto” is probably better referred to as the “Sunset on Pluto”

Ingredients:

30 ml. Tequila
30 ml. Vodka
15 ml. Curacao
dash Grenadine
Lemonade

Pour vodka, tequila and blue curacao into a highball glass. Fill almost to top with lemonade. Then add a dash of grenadine into glass. The grenadine sinks to the bottom and creates a bluish, eerie, atmospheric effect.

[frugalfred]

Does it have an effect on Uranus?

[jno]

depends, would you go there on a Double Decker, frugalfred?

[frugalfred]

No, jno, but I'd go anywhere else in the Galaxy.

[jno]

careful, you may be going off-Topic

[frugalfred]

Don't tease, jno - I maul teasers!

[DTCwordfan]

You may end up in the Milky Way....

[jno]

anybody going rund mauling will have a bounty on his head, frugalfred - you don't want to be there when he fries

[weecalf]

Remember Flake 7

[DTCwordfan]

Flake 7 was Fryed.....

[frugalfred]

DON'T SHOUT! Just wispa.

[frugalfred]

That Red Indian squaw, Margaret - she was known as Cree Meg.

[jno]

some women are just born vile.

[frugalfred]

Oh you cad! Bury your head in shame!

[jno]

a real cad is one who's nestled twix two daims.

[DTCwordfan]

and enjoy his or her's bounty, jno.....

[Tilly2]

You're all Flakey!

[DTCwordfan]

Now let's not be Kit-Kat over this, or one risks being considered as a 'Smartie'