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marval | 18:52 Sun 27th Nov 2016 | Jokes
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"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks to loosen you up."

"Oh no you're not," said the girl.

"Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks."

"Oh no you're not."

"Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks."

"Oh no you're not."

"Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you."

"Oh no you're not."

"And I'm not going to wear a condom either!" said the guy.

"Oh yes you are!" said the girl.
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You omitted that the playboy also said ‘I’ll lay you 10 to 1 that I get inside your knickers’ To which she replied ‘No you won’t, that’s my lunch hour’
20:50 Mon 28th Nov 2016
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Was he just trying it on ?
How much did you say that you paid for this one?
He slipped that in!..
You omitted that the playboy also said ‘I’ll lay you 10 to 1 that I get inside your knickers’

To which she replied ‘No you won’t, that’s my lunch hour’

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