Where?

[marval]

"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.

"Just pop it in the corner," he said.

It took me three hours.

[DTCwordfan]

My only bubble joke is:

There were three ducks swimming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing.

They were called to appear in court the next day so the judge called up duck #1 and asked 'what were you doing in a pond swmimming after midnight?'

The duck said "blowing bubbles."

So then the judge called up duck #2 and asked the same question and the duck said "blowing bubbles".

Then the judge called up duck #3 and said "let me guess - you were blowing bubbles too" and the duck said, "No, your honour, I am Bubbles."