A Duck...

[Chipchopper]

waddles into a pharmacy and asked for lip balm.

"Will you be paying by card or cash" the sales assistant asks.

"Oh, just put it on my bill" answers the duck.

[jno]

quite a wisequacker

[Tilly2]

Ruddy duck!

[aelmpvw]

do ducks have lips?

[Berniecuddles2]

gave me a bit of a tern

[jno]

they do but they don't echo, aelmpvw

[Chipchopper]

I do like a bit of chapstick comedy

[marval]

HaHa