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A guy came round to sweep the chimney today.
So, it being the season of goodwill an all, I offered him a cup of tea and a mince pie, to which he cheerfully excepted.
To save some time, I heated the pie in the microwave, knowing that he had a busy schedule ahead.
when he was all done, he thanked me and I asked him: "how was the pie ?"
Well he said: "to be honest, it was ruddy ard.
"Well it should be Rud-yard, I explained, its a Mr kipling!"
Just getting my coat now :-)
So, it being the season of goodwill an all, I offered him a cup of tea and a mince pie, to which he cheerfully excepted.
To save some time, I heated the pie in the microwave, knowing that he had a busy schedule ahead.
when he was all done, he thanked me and I asked him: "how was the pie ?"
Well he said: "to be honest, it was ruddy ard.
"Well it should be Rud-yard, I explained, its a Mr kipling!"
Just getting my coat now :-)
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