For Sale.

[Patsy33]

Dead Budgie for sale.
NOT going cheep.....

[andypipwilly]

Obviously needed tweetment!

[Berniecuddles2]

no perchase then!

[jno]

advertise it on Twitter

[Bazile]

I'm not making a perchase, then

[jno]

do they suspect fowl play?

[Bazile]

Don't be cagey on the matter - did you kill it ?

[Bazile]

Was he a miner's canary?

[andypipwilly]

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending to ransack, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No-one there at all, so he goes back to his business. "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a budgie, who pipes up again "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" "So what", says the burglar, "You're only a budgie!" To which the budgie replies "Maybe, but Jesus is a Rottweiler!"

[melv16]

Did it die of an STD?.....chirpees

[andypipwilly]

A bloke goes to the vet with his budgie, which he fears is dead.

The vet says he can't be sure and needs further tests. In comes his dog, a labrador, who sniffs and licks the bird, then shakes his head. Next the vet brings in a cat, who looks at it, then slinks morosely away. "I'm afraid your budgie is definitely dead," says the vet. "That will be £1,010."

"What?" says the owner. "More than a grand to tell me my budgie is dead?"

"'Fraid so," says the vet. "Normally it would be a tenner, but then you had the lab report and the cat

[DTCwordfan]

Hawking for business again, Patsy?

[yogi-bear]

A 'Middle Of The Road' joke there, Patsy x

........so it's a case of 'Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep'

(Hmmmm... I'll get me coat) :-)

[Patsy33]

What a shame he didn't suc-ceed....

[marval]

Somebody ran over it with a lawn mower, because they wanted shredded tweet for breakfast.