Pirate

[Patsy33]

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? "Aye matey! "....

[marval]

What is the most favorite pirating song?

Don’t cry for me, Arrrrrrgentina.

[Patsy33]

That was a rum joke Marval....

[Patsy33]

As a kid, I had to walk the plank.

We were so poor we couldn’t afford a dog

[marval]

Why are pirates bad at cards?

It’s kind of hard to play when you’re sitting on the deck.

[Patsy33]

What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two hands, and two legs? A beginner...

[andypipwilly]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

[marval]

Do you know how to make a pirate very angry?

You take away the P.

[Patsy33]

: How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?

: He bought it on sail.

[andypipwilly]

How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

[marval]

Why don’t you usually see a pirate that is a smoker?

Because they use the patch.

[1ozzy]

Why have pirates never been seen crying?

They're private tears.

[marval]

Good one 1ozzy.

Pirates make fantastic singers.

You should hear it when they hit the high Cs.

[1ozzy]

Why do Johnny Depp dvd's come with a piracy warning?

To err is human.
To arr is seriously pirate.

[marval]

How can you tell a pirate has fallen for modern technology?

It’s the iPatch that gives it away.

[1ozzy]

How many pirates have become saints?

After all, lot's were canonised.

[marval]

Where do pirates put their weapons?

In their enemies.

[1ozzy]

My pirate mate was a champion boxer.

He had a viscous left hook.

[Patsy33]

What is a pirate’s favorite movie?

: Booty and the Beast.

[jno]

what do you call a really fit pirate?

Gym lad

[DaisyNonna]

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