Before Or After

[marval]

After noticing a beautiful young blonde sitting on her own in a pub, a suave, sophisticated young man confidently strolled over to the table where she was sat and said, "What can I get you, gorgeous?"

The woman blushed and replied: "If you're sure you don't mind, I'll have a large stiff one, please."

The man smiled, casually leaned over the table, and whispered into the woman's ear.

"Would that be before or after I've got the drinks?"

[andypipwilly]

Probably prefer a cocktail!

[Patsy33]

She might ask for 'sex on the beach'...

[andypipwilly]

Is that a sandwich?

[Patsy33]

Last time I heard it was a drink!...

[andypipwilly]

So is 7 Up!!