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Chipchopper | 10:52 Thu 19th Jan 2017 | Jokes
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A south London car dealer appeared in court, accused of tampering with mileage on several cars on his forecourt.

When this was put to him, he replied: "This accusation is ridiculous, at the time of the alleged offence, I was 10 thousand miles away in north London"!
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lol
10:53 Thu 19th Jan 2017
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That will wipe the miles of his clock
12:59 Thu 19th Jan 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
Perhaps he's dyslexic. He gets his limes mixed up.....
13:05 Thu 19th Jan 2017
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lol
20:52 Thu 19th Jan 2017

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