Groan X3

[Groupie]

I went on a rollercoaster and the woman next to me wouldn't stop screaming.
Seriously, it was like she'd never seen a penis before.

My last girlfriend left me after she caught me wearing one of her favourite dresses.
I said “Please don’t go, I can change.”

I had neck brace fitted at the hospital about six months ago.I have never looked back since.

[emmie]

groan indeed