Chess Pieces

[-SharonA-]

My new job making chess pieces is going really well.

Next week though I am on knights.......

[sunny-dave]

Handle the pieces carefully - I wouldn't want you to accidentally bash the bishop ...

[Prudie]

And no looking at pawn when you're working knights

[goodgoalie]

Sounds like a 'king nightmare!

[vulcan42]

when do they give you the cheque mate?

[-Talbot-]

With all this bashing the bishop and watching kingky pawn I doubt you will get a Promotion.

[Prudie]

Give her time, she's only a rookie

[Samjenko]

We all have to start from square one,

[Patsy33]

Are you on piece work?

[-Talbot-]

Sounds like the job could become stale mate, if it does you can always resign.

[Samjenko]

Just board.

[jno]

the start of a checkered career?

[marval]

So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check
tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.