A Suspect..

[Patsy33]

A suspect was charged with killing a man with sandpaper, in defence he said,
" I only meant to rough him up a bit".

[maggiebee]

Ha ha

[aelmpvw]

he'll get a long sentence if he rubs the judge up the wrong way

[Patsy33]

He's a smooth criminal.....

[JJ109]

Of coarse he is!

[Samjenko]

It looks a plane case of murder to me.

[Patsy33]

It must've been a raw ordeal....

[elliemay1]

I hope things have smoothed over by now.

[Patsy33]

Well, it's no skin off my nose.....

[Quoi]

I know him - his name was Sandy......

[Zacs-Master]

Sounds like a wet n dry case to me.

[Patsy33]

I think it happened in Sandown....