Time Machine.

Patsy33 | 08:53 Mon 12th Jun 2017 | Jokes

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I bought a secondhand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore

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1ozzy

"What do we want?"
"Time travel!"
"When do we want it?"
"Any time will do!"

blimey i heard this old chesnut in 2057

I heard that one in 2075

Quoi

I made the mistake of using my time machine to travel back to a time before I bought it.

marval

I once built a time machine.
Yes, I remember it like it was tomorrow.

The barman says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here.”

A time traveller walks into a bar.

There was a young lady called Wright
Who could travel much faster than Light
She went out one day in a relative way
And came back the previous night!

Eddie wins.

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