New Shoes.

[Patsy33]

I bought a pair of tortoise shell shoes today. It took me 4 hours to walk out the shop...

[Togo]

With alligator skin shoes you would have had a lot more snap.

[Patsy33]

Perhaps I'm being hard on myself...

[marval]

I bought a new pair of running shoes yesterday but as soon as I got them home they were off.

[Arksided]

Should have gone bananas and tried slip-ons.

[waterboatman]

I went into a shoe shop and asked the pretty girl for a pair of boots. 'One moment sir'. She replied and went into the back of the shop. A minute later two of the ugliest women I have ever seen came out and said 'You asked for us?'

[tamborine]

I bought loafers for hubby and havent seen him since

[Patsy33]

Since I bought my snake skin shoes, friends say I'm easily rattled....

[Tilly2]

I have some lovely suede shoes but I can't walk in a straight line when wearing them.

[Patsy33]

Since I bought my golfing shoes, I feel like swinging for somebody and that's 'putting' it mildly!

[Old_Geezer]

You ladies and your crippling shoes {rolls eyes} Tsk.

[Togo]

Lol ta Patsy been off site for a while, and only just spotted it.

[Patsy33]

Haha

You're welcome Togo..

[marval]

I met a Dutchman yesterday with sat-nav shoes. He never ever gets lost.
Clever clogs

[Patsy33]

Haha...
..good one Marval!