A man stopped at a busy transport cafe and ordered a full English breakfast and two slices of bread
When the meal was brought to his table ten minutes later, the man demanded: "Wheres the **ing bread ?".
The waitress then replied: "Its in the sausages"
Have you ever been to a real transport café? I have, once. My lasting impression is of a place jam-packed with lorry drivers, the air blue with cigarette smoke and the bloke behind the counter busy cooking fry-ups, fag dangling from his lips as he did so.
best greasy spoon was that in Leith Docks at 3am..our pit stop after night clubs...big hairy dockers and wee half dressed girls eating bacon butties, they took great care of us