Accident..

[Patsy33]

I tried to explain to my four-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants.

But he’s not buying it. In fact, he’s still making fun of me.

[Old_Geezer]

Better than pooping someone else's.

[Berniecuddles2]

People who tell you that they're constipated are full of crap.

[zebo]

He'll be an energetic little blighter who keeps you streaking ahead.