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DTCwordfan | 20:07 Mon 24th Jul 2017 | Jokes
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Two atoms are talking.

One says, "I think that I have lost an electron."

Second atom says, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I;m positive."
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Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.

Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
Can I borrow this joke? Is there a charge?...
What would a metallurgist use to make a condom?
Cementite !
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Pavlov is sitting in a pub enjoying a pint - the phone rings - and he jumps up shouting, "Sherit, I forgot to feed the dog."
I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
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Mr Helium walks into a bar and asks for a wine.
"Sorry," says the barman, "we don't serve noble gases in here."
Mr. Helium doesn't react.
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I've just got my doctorate in the study of palindromes... I'm known as Dr. Awkward now.
What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. … After five minutes of this nonsense, the bartender pours two pint of beer and says, “You fellas ought to sort this one out among yourselves."
This joke is going down a bomb DTCword fan!
Thanks for the laugh folks - love all of these!

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