Stung

[cupid04]

A woman calls her friend from the hospital. 'Please pray for my husband,' she sobs. He was stung on the forehead by a wasp. His face is all swollen and bruised.
The doctor said he could have died. Luckily, I was close enough to hit the critter with a shovel before it had the chance to fly away!'

[bookbinder]

A man is truly blessed when he has such a loving, caring wife.
Chinese proverb, which I have just composed.

[marval]

HaHa

[Berniecuddles2]

Beehave cupes x

[Shaglene]

I hope that he didn't damage the shovel....

[Patsy33]

Poor bloke, he didn't know what hit him...