Why

Patsy33 | 16:09 Mon 04th Sep 2017 | Jokes

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Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
Because of the coffin.

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It wasn't the cough that carried him off,
it was the coffin they carried him off in.

Groanworthy! But not bad!

I've never been so embarrassed at a friends funeral my phone started ringing # staying alive# was belting out my Ringtone!

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LOL Berniecuddles!

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