She Left Me!

[Berniecuddles2]

My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food, Sushi left me

[Patsy33]

Feeling raw?

[aelmpvw]

was abi her name?

[Patsy33]

Were you soba at the time?

[tamborine]

so long as she left your chopstick

[Garaman]

Sounds to me like you need to change your tuna

[Berniecuddles2]

When I opened the box containing my sushi I noticed each portion had a tie on it ..very
Sofishticated!

[marval]

Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively for lawyers?

It's called "Sosumi."