Corny

[-SharonA-]

Q: What did the baby corn say to its mum?

A: "Where’s my pop corn?"

[jno]

he's got a cob on.

[Tilly2]

Is he a cob nut?

[DTCwordfan]

now, none of these naughty puns, jno.....

[DTCwordfan]

What did the farmer say to the field of corn?

"Lend me you ears"

Why is a field of corn like the Army?

Because it's full of kernels.

[marval]

He had he gone to see Hampton Court maize.

[Berniecuddles2]

What do you call a corn on one knee?
Cornelius!

[DTCwordfan]

One day two corn cobs, who were best friends, were walking together down the street in Dundee.

They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over.

The uninjured corn cob called 999 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured corn cob was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery at the Hayside Hospital

After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured corn cob, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life".

[Patsy33]

Mom said, "When you're older, might you go to Uni Corn to learn about mythical creatures?"...