A Racehorse

[Patsy33]

A racehorse and his entourage walk into a bar. The bouncer says “You can’t come in here with those trainers.”

[tonyav]

You have to watch it with these bouncers, their not very stable at the best of times.

[Patsy33]

In the mane Tone, I think you're right. They need reigning in...

[Tilly2]

Did they horse say, 'Neigh, they're my hoofers. Where's the disco?'

[marval]

Sorry said the racehorse, I am saddled with them.

[Patsy33]

He did want the disco Tilly but the bouncer said if he didn't get out, he'd be for the high jump....

[tonyav]

Thats the problem when you get bridled with these trainers.

[Patsy33]

I think the odds are against them....

[tonyav]

So did the bouncers turf him out in the end.

[Patsy33]

He tried to. He trotted out some threat...

[Garaman]

So the horse says 'Have you any shoes you can lend me.', and the bouncer says 'You're in luck we have a pair.'!

[Garaman]

'pair'! Time to pack in.

[Spicerack]

It's a classic.