Looking At My Wife!

[Berniecuddles2]

I was looking at my wife: no teeth in, boobs on her belly, hair a mess and smoking a roll up. Then she cocked her leg and let out a massive fart.
"You are a mess and I'm disgusted with you," I said.
"I'm still the woman you love and married," she said. "Sometimes we all let ourselves go a bit."
"We're on our honeymoon," I replied!!..

[Patsy33]

She'll grow on you!..