My Psychiatrist!

[Berniecuddles2]

I told my psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.”

“Come to me three times a week for two years, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And I’ll charge you only £200 a visit.”

I said I'll think about it. Six months later, he runs into the psychiatrist who asks why he never came back. “For £200 a visit?” I said. “A bartender cured me for £10.
Told me to cut the legs off the bed!!!

[murraymints]

lol..

[Patsy33]

Perhaps he was legless too.....

[aelmpvw]

went to see the psychiatrist because i kept thinking i was a dog ...
'just hop onto my couch for a moment'
'sorry, i'm not allowed on the furniture'

[Tilly2]

Are you feeling low, Bernie?

[Berniecuddles2]

not at 6ft 8" no lol

[Patsy33]

I went to see my psychiatrist once. I told him I keep thinking I'm a dog. He asked me, "How long have you been feeling like this" I said, " Since I've been a puppy"

[Old_Geezer]

But he's still no longer a good hotel guest.

[RATTER15]

I think any body that goes to see a psychiatrist needs their head testing!!

[Berniecuddles2]

Told my psychiatrist i kept thinking i was percy dalton he thought i was nuts!