Growing Tomatoes!

[Berniecuddles2]

A beautiful woman loves gardening, but can't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. She asks her neighbour, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?"
He replies, "Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman decides to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden. Her neighbor asks, "How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?"
"No," she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

[zebo]

Reminds me I need to buy a cantaloupe.

[Berniecuddles2]

I did wonder about her melons !

[Patsy33]

I'm going to try that tomarrow!

[Berniecuddles2]

blimey wheres my camera lol

[Patsy33]

When you get your camera out, not too much exposure mind!

[Berniecuddles2]

Hmmmm will I need a zoom lens

[Patsy33]

Have you got a Canon?

[Berniecuddles2]

And a tripod too!

[Patsy33]

What about a flash?

[Berniecuddles2]

Well if it's not to cold and you feel up to it ...lol

[Patsy33]

Got a headache :-)

[Berniecuddles2]

christ your not mrs c in disguise lol

[Patsy33]

LOL!