Mil !

[Berniecuddles2]

The Mother-In-Law’s drowning, I've informed Emergency Services.

I hope they save her or it’s a waste of a first class stamp.


My wife asked me what funeral we should have for her mother. Burial or cremation?

"Both. Just to be sure," I replied.

[Patsy33]

Aww, you're so thoughtful BC! :-(

[Berniecuddles2]

to be honest my MIL is lovely

[Patsy33]

Is she on here? :-)

[Berniecuddles2]

nooooo

[DTCwordfan]

First man: “My mother-in-law is an angel.” Second man: “You’re a lucky fella, mine’s still alive.”

[DTCwordfan]

Definition of mixed emotions.

Seeing the mother-in-law drive over the cliff at Hell's Mouth here in Cornwall in my new car.

[DTCwordfan]

“My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?"

So I said: "Why?" and she said: "Well, she’s been up on the roof two weeks already."

[hereIam]

Haha some good MIL jokes here ...

[DTCwordfan]

“I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.”

[marval]

The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
She said: “Can I stay here for a few days?”
I said: “Of course you can.” And shut the door in her face.

[Berniecuddles2]

My FIL was driving down the road and was pulled over by a policeman. Walking up to my FIL's car, the policeman said, "Your wife fell out of the car five miles back." My FIL replied, "Thank God for that, I thought I'd gone deaf!"

[Berniecuddles2]

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".

[DTCwordfan]

“My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.”