Mr & Mrs Strap, & their son, Jock was held up
Will you welcome, please, Bill Oddie, and his son, Mel
Will you welcome, Mr & Mrs Tone, and their son, Barry
Welcome Mr & Mrs Tasanute, and their son, Piers
Mr & Mrs Tonic, and their daughter, Jean Ann
Mr & Mrs Kneespale, & their son, Watt
And please welcome, Mr & Mrs Roids, and their daughter, Emma
The mother & father of all Italian cheeses, Ma & Pa Mesan
Mr & Mrs Normous, & their son, Uri
from Ireland, Dermot Ologist and Mike Rosurgery
The knights of the round table were invited.Of course they came on horseback.
From the South, Sir Hector rode
From the West, Sir Launcelot rode
From the East, Sir Godfrey rode
and from the North, Sir Cular rode
Mr & Mrs Glypta, & their daughter, Anna
The Decker family, & their exotic daughter, black Anne
Mr & Mrs Twistagain, & their son Les
Mr & Mrs Dunnitt, & their son, Hugh
Mr & Mrs Sillin, & their daughter, Penny