Late Arrivals At The Ball!!

[Berniecuddles2]

Mr & Mrs Strap, & their son, Jock was held up
Will you welcome, please, Bill Oddie, and his son, Mel
Will you welcome, Mr & Mrs Tone, and their son, Barry
Welcome Mr & Mrs Tasanute, and their son, Piers
Mr & Mrs Tonic, and their daughter, Jean Ann
Mr & Mrs Kneespale, & their son, Watt
And please welcome, Mr & Mrs Roids, and their daughter, Emma
The mother & father of all Italian cheeses, Ma & Pa Mesan
Mr & Mrs Normous, & their son, Uri
from Ireland, Dermot Ologist and Mike Rosurgery

[albaqwerty]

oh, help, he's off again!!

PATSY!!! where are you when needed? lol

[Berniecuddles2]

Someone has to start the week off with a laff lol

[albaqwerty]

oh, I ain't complaining - luvs a laff I do.

Have a sneaky feeling I like Dermot :-)))

[Berniecuddles2]

He's a cracker lol

[Cloverjo]

I love those :)
Don't get the Piers Tasanute though.
As soon as I hit send I'll probably get it and feel like a fool.

[bhg481]

Cloverjo - try using piste i nstead of Piers

[Cloverjo]

Aah, thank you, bhg :)

[pixie374]

The piers one tool me a moment too :-). Don't get the watt one? Xx

[Cloverjo]

I'm not sure about that one either, pixie. It sounds like Watney's pale. Is that a thing?

[Cloverjo]

It's a beer.

[Berniecuddles2]

watneys pale ale

[Berniecuddles2]

Mr & Mrs Wall-Carpetting, & their son, Walter
Mr & Mrs Lamb, and their daughter, Racquel

[pixie374]

Ah :-). Thank you x

[Cloverjo]

These are such daft jokes, but they're hilarious:))

[Berniecuddles2]

nearly as daft as me lol

[1ozzy]

Don't forget to welcome Chandy Lear

[1ozzy]

And her partner Hugh Japendice

[Berniecuddles2]

Mr & Mrs Wayticket, & their son, Juan
Mr & Mrs Orca, & their daughters, Minn & Madge
Mr & Mrs Veneer, & their daughter, Sue
The Russian cowboy, Ed Amoffatapass
Mr & Mrs Nami, & their wet daughter, Sue

[1ozzy]

Also arriving on the red carpet is the famous American Country and Western singer Rusty Springs, with her producer I.P.Knightly.

[aelmpvw]

mr & mrs dover and their son ben