Lost An Arm To A Snake Bite.

[Berniecuddles2]

My mate lost an arm to a snake bite.

He had twelve pints of the stuff and fell through a window.

[Tilly2]

What an asp!

[Togo]

Fangs for that, I was getting Boa ed.

[Berniecuddles2]

his sister anna conda tried to stop him from falling but to late

[Spicerack]

Lucky he had an adder one.

[Patsy33]

Sssssssssilly man!

[Shaglene]

Pity he didn't have a Singapore sling...............

[Patsy33]

Is he still rattling on about that snake?!...

[Berniecuddles2]

he may still be here if he drank cobra!

[albaqwerty]

He should have taken the bull by the horns and drunk Bison Grass vodka instead.

[Ellipsis]

Just an armless defenestration.

[Patsy33]

Did he fall into the serpentine?