Look Sexy

[Berniecuddles2]

Mrs c told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I drunk 10 pints of lager and got drunk.!

[Sipowicz]

Beer goggles?......should've gone to Specsavers!

[Bazile]

Are you sure you were looking at her , or the bloke next door?

[Berniecuddles2]

mrs c doesn't have a beard Baz lol

[albaqwerty]

10 pints and got drunk?
lightweight.....

[Patsy33]

She must have looked staggering.. and she probably said the same of you after all that lager!

[Shaglene]

She must be really bad, most blokes get by with 2 or 3 pints................

[Berniecuddles2]

10 pints and got drunk?
lightweight.....
blimey Albs i only had an hour i thought that was good!

[albaqwerty]

I want to know what curry you stopped off for on yer way home lol

[sapelesam]

Never been to bed with an ugly woman, etc etc.

[Berniecuddles2]

i was too *** to remember lol

[Berniecuddles2]

you should try it sapelesam lol

[sapelesam]

The second line Bernie, is, but woken up with dozens.

[Berniecuddles2]

pmsl you should have gone to specsavers