A Wife

[Patsy33]

A wife was fed up with her husband keep using her lipstick and mascara. She said "This has got to stop or you'll have to go!" Husband near to tears says, " Ok, I'll try, Can we just makeup?"....

[Captain2]

That's no Foundation for a marriage

[Bazile]

Do they live in Rugeley ?

[dannyk13]

Obviously they are not compactable.

[Patsy33]

Eye can see a dark shadow on these two looming....