Curry Jokes!

[Berniecuddles2]

I went for a curry the other day and got some terrible news.
My naan had slipped into a korma.

My bum was sore after a curry.
The wife said "ringsting"
I said 'why?, what will he know about it?"

i Was arguing with a friend over a curry when the waiter ran over and grabbed the pickles and chutneys. I wish he’d stop taking sides.

I always confuse chutney and pickle. It makes me chuckle.

[DTCwordfan]

Nah - he's been burned in the Tandoori already.......

[Patsy33]

No but he's vindaloo a lot.....

[Arksided]

Love top of the plops menu.... brilliant.

[marval]

Where do Americans go for seconds of curry?
Baltimore.

[Berniecuddles2]

Bohemian Curry Song

To be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rapsody (Queen!)

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on, 'cause nothing really madras.


Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
I Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...

[marval]

I like it Bernie

[Berniecuddles2]

I went for an Indian last night. The waiter came over and said "Curry OK?"I said "Go on then, one song then you can serve the food".

[marval]

Need a curry urgently? then just call the emergency curry service.
All you do is dial Naan Naan Naan

[Patsy33]

Lol! Love the curry song BC.

[DTCwordfan]

a good bum warmer, this thread and