Squabbles In Orchestra, Again...

[Patsy33]

One of the musicians has been accused of being on the fiddle. The guitarist has been making frets. The drummer keeps banging on about timing. I wish there was harmony in this orchestra!

[Voltage]

i'd string em up til they conduct thereselves better!

[baza]

Patsy, are you blowing your own trumpet ?

[Mamyalynne]

Wind's getting up!

[mallyh]

no need to harp on about it x

[Voltage]

dont know why but a mouth organ comes to mind ...lol

[Mamyalynne]

They've got a Brass neck, the lot of em.

[Voltage]

bet it was jo again...they should banjo!

[Patsy33]

Thought it might voltage! I was thinking didgeridoo!...

[sunny-dave]

The cellist seems to have got hold of the percussionist's maracas ...

[Patsy33]

The symbolists keep clashing!..

[mallyh]

the conductor was accused of being a lyre

[jno]

what a viol accusation. You'll be accusing them of sax crimes next.

[Patsy33]

Think there's a ting going on involving triangle..

[Mamyalynne]

Have they formed a triangle?

[elliemay1]

accordion to patsy, they have

[TWR]

Who drummed the post up.

[Mamyalynne]

Leave them to bat on.

[aelmpvw]

instead of looking on the bright side you picollo point

[Patsy33]

I've heard a lot of them got scores to settle
I'd like to castanet over all of them!

[marval]

Somebody will have to tell them to compose themselves.