An Affair

[Voltage]

Found out recently that my husband had an affair with a midget.

I can’t believe he would stoop so low.

[Patsy33]

I hope his knees are red raw!

[fiction-factory]

Was he feeling bashful or grumpy when you found out?

[Patsy33]

Yes, which one was he feeling? :-)

[tonyav]

Bet it wasn't Happy.

[Hopkirk]

Why did he find her attractive? She must have only reached his waist.

[Patsy33]

She shared his love of belts?

[Voltage]

Did you know the 7 dwarfs played golf?
They got their clubs from littlewoods!

[Arksided]

I bet she's a midget gem.

[DTCwordfan]

"swing low, sweet chariot of desire."

[zebo]

You need to find out who put her up to it.