Two Women!

[Voltage]

Two women walking home drunk and had to do a pee so they ducked into a graveyard. They had no toilet paper so one woman used her knickers and threw them away. The other used a ribbon from a wreath. The next day their husbands were talking. We'd better keep an eye on our wives, one said, mine came home without her knickers. You think that's bad, said the other, mine had a card up her bum saying "From all the lads at the fire station, we'll never forget you"

[Patsy33]

Lol! What will you come up with next?!...

[Voltage]

Dunno way it's going this morning have to ask permission what subjects are taboo on here for jokes jeez

[Patsy33]

I did ask which jokes were silenced?

[Voltage]

Thread removed I've reported moderator let ED deal with it ..over zealous IMO

[Patsy33]

What I meant was, a new joke you put up? Or an existing one?.. I got up late this morning...

[Voltage]

both myself and baldric put new ones on both off in under 5 mins wouldnt mind if they were really bad or insulting ..they wasn't

[Patsy33]

Hmmm... Well it is Sunday :-(
Anyway, these jokes will crease you up!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to smoke!
Two tomatoes on a plate, Which one was the cowboy? None of them. They were both red skins.....

[Voltage]

iv'e reported you patsy for making me laugh again lol ;-)

[albaqwerty]

thon mod should be removed, saw an innocent link removed earlier.

When I saw the title 'Two Women', I thought err, well, evil twins lol

[Patsy33]

Lol! Tale tit! Oops :-0

[Voltage]

gawd the twins are here...RUN TO THE HILLS!!!!!!!!!

[albaqwerty]

that was a pretty good song back in the day lol

[Voltage]

lol i was singing it as i wrote it x

[Patsy33]

Hills have eyes!
Hows your back now Voltage?

[Voltage]

have good days and bad days ...doctor reckons a trapped nerve ..bout of sciatica for a month was fun xx thx for asking tho x

[albaqwerty]

I'm glad I typed song and not snog

You done yer back again Volts? :-(

[Voltage]

no no albs just ongoing ..getting old ;-(

[Patsy33]

My daughter who is nearly 7 months pregnant, had to have couple of days off last week due to sciatica. Very unpleasant. Just have to take painkillers and wait I guess Voltage..

[Voltage]

aww bless her i was on Tramadol for 6 weeks took the pain away aright...had side effects coming off it tho wont take it again... hope shes ok don't need extra pain whilst pregnant x

[Patsy33]

All these drugs. We don't always no he side effects Do we? Anyhow, hope your back behaves for you. Perhaps a nice long walk occasionally? My daughter won't even take a paracetamol. She worries about affect in baby.