Bought

[Patsy33]

Having bought a vintage Rolls Royce, the budget didn’t cover a driver,
so I spent all that money, and I’ve got nothing to chauffeur it.

[waterboatman]

:o} Enough to drive you round the bend innit!

[albaqwerty]

be careful you don't tyre yourself out

[Spicerack]

Never mind, every silver cloud has a lining.

[waterboatman]

And the joke Rolls on.

[Patsy33]

The only driver I have is a screwdriver!

[albaqwerty]

and his name is Phillips

[Patsy33]

I've got a Parker pen....

[Chipchopper]

Canardly believe it!

[jno]

nobody to park her either, I suppose?

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[Patsy33]

I like what you done there Chipchopper! :-)