The Job Centre

[Voltage]

Went to the job centre yesterday and asked if they had any furniture removal jobs?

They told me to “Take a seat.”

[Spicerack]

They'll sanction you if you recline.

[-Talbot-]

They did have a vacancy as it happens and I got the job. Been doing for two weeks now ... sofa so good.

[Spicerack]

You've got your first futon the ladder, there, Tallboy.

[Voltage]

Some suite answers there

[Patsy33]

That was a good start! Three chairs for Sparky! Hip hip,....

[tonyav]

He must be off his rocker.

[Voltage]

I'm reclining with laughter

[wolf63]

This reminds of the time a BA/DWP officer glanced out of their office window only to see the kiddies play house from their waiting room being carried down the street.

:-)

[DTCwordfan]

that's you benched for the evening, voltage....

[marval]

I think you are off your rocker.

[Jackdaw33]

From the great Geordie comedian, Bobby Thompson:

Wife opens the door to the bailiff yesterday. "Come in", she says, "take a seat".

"I've come to take the lot!"

[Chipchopper]

They probably thought you was a closet case.

[Shaglene]

[Hopkirk]

I couldn't take the removals job, as I couldn't get a lift to work.