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Voltage | 14:04 Tue 14th Nov 2017 | Jokes
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Yesterday evening I had to change a lightbulb, a bit later on I crossed the road. Then I walked into a bar..

My life is a joke.
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Don't knock knock it!....
has the chicken recovered from you crossing the road?
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Ooohhhh a pair of knockers
ooops, sorry, Patsy, obviously that wasn't for you lol x
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Not eggxactly albs lol
a shell-shocked chook? :-)))
You sound like Les Dawson, Sparky! Are you pulling that lecherous face 'an all?? Haha....
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Being called les Dawson ...is an honour x
I know. I loved him. So funny. Especially mil jokes!...
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loved him especially when he played the piano outta tune ..brilliant
I loved Les Dawson, wonderful comedian.
Him and wots-his-face as the 2 gossipy women too, brilliant!
(Flo and thingy?)
That was so clever deliberately playing the wrong notes!
Albs, that was funny, Cissy and Ada talking over garden fence! Especially when it came to personal stuff. Les would kind of gurney and whisper then lever his bosoms up with elbow.. Lol!
takes a wonderful pianist to play the wrong notes doesn't it Patsy?
Am sure he must have had arguments between his brain and fingers for playing the wrong notes.
Cissy and Ada, of course!!
And the mutterings and the head-nods when talking about err, well, those things!
Great stuff! I do miss Les....
One of Les's typical jokes..
I popsaid to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.'
was never given enough acknowledgement in his life-time imo.

ooops, sorry, Volty, we've gone into Les Dawson Appreciation Society
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carry on those were the good ol days
weren't they just !
when humour was humour and darned clever, clean humour too
(well, at least great aunt maud was never offended lol)
Thingy was Roy Barraclough. I loved their double act, so well observed for two northern women of a certain age.
thanks Zebo.

I meant no dis-respect to either of them, each was brilliant, utterly brilliant in the roles.
Wish TV would show the programmes again.

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