Brown And Runs

[queenofmean]

What’s brown and runs around the Garden?

The Garden Fence

I’ll get my coat ;)

[Old_Geezer]

I was going to say next door's cat's presents !

[murraymints]

what's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your jimjams ?



your mummy ! I'll join you Queenie

[queenofmean]

Haha brilliant :)

[Voltage]

lol x

[murraymints]

what do you call a one eyed deer ?

no idea !

[dannyk13]

What do you call a true Scotsman wearing a kilt. Nicholas

[murraymints]

what do you call a one eyed legless deer ?

still no idea !

[Patsy33]

Lol! If you could all get your coats, that would be lovely.... :-)

[murraymints]

what do you call a one eyed dinasaur ?

doyathinkhesaurus

[Hopkirk]

What's brown and sticky?

[murraymints]

give up , what's brown and sticky ?

[albaqwerty]

If it isn't a stick, then I'm not making anymore cauli cheese Hoppy :-)

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in a lift?

A nun with a spear through her throat.

[murraymints]

Albs..Hail Mary ! ;0)

[Hopkirk]

That's horrible Alba, oh and yes it was a stick.

[murraymints]

what's black and white and red all over ?

a newspaper

[albaqwerty]

another 'orrible one :-)

What's green and red, green and red, green and red?
Kermit in a liquidiser.

(I'll stop now)

[murraymints]

what do you call a man with no pets ?

Douglas

[Voltage]

Gawd and you reckon my jokes are dire LOLXX

[Prudie]

What's red and white and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl

[Voltage]

PRUDE!!!! ....LOL