I need the answer to 2 cracker jokes please:
1.What goes longer the shorter it gets. A ? (6 letters) A candle gets shorter but it doesn't get longer.
2. Who is the eldest son born to Queen Elizabeth 2nd? (no number of letters given and 2nd written as shown, not as II) Can it really be as simple a Charles?
Have puzzled over these a while so any help would be most welcome.