My Neighbour

[Voltage]

My neighbour came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.

I can tell you I nearly peed her pants.

[marval]

Best joke bra none.

[Voltage]

Just spoke to her one pair of knickers missing but it's the 20 pegs she wants back (big girl) lol

[Shaglene]

The wife was sitting opposite her husband. She was wearing crotchless knickers.
Husband - Have you got any knickers on?
Wife - Yes
Husband - For a minute I thought that you had sat on the cat.......

[Voltage]

purr-fect lol

[JJ109]

Assuming she got her revenge by kicking you there, it would be a story of

Nicked knickers and knackers knackered